Damn. I don’t remember who showed me this, but I do remember that it’s the most ridiculous incident I’ve seen in recent months. I thought her face was as good as gone. It looked like it exploded. She’s a G though; I’m pretty sure I would have cried. Listen to how her teammate tells her to keep going, like a watermelon didn’t just splatter on her face at full force. My lord.

this is tomfoolery at its finest. i need your favorite iron mike quote in the comments section.

this is one of those joints that you’ll probably link your homies to because it is that ridiculous. the moral of this story? raise your kids properly.

the only comparable pair of kids i can think of is here. check out the last two pictures to really understand what i mean.

[props: iGoon & illseed.]

i swore i wouldn’t post this like so many other bloggers. but it’s too great.

“POLICE!!!”

watch kanye and his bodyguard road manager, don c, spike the footballs cameras like they just caught hail mary passes simultaneously, randy moss style (one-handed), and ran them in for touchdowns. don c’s thunder spike is especially great, and then they try and board the plane.

their reality television is on another level. they have all the best game shows and stuff, too.

ricardo put me on this clip like a year or so back, and i just found it again. golden.