I’m over at my man Aris‘ crib, and he puts me onto the newest artist he’s working with, Desert Storm Ent’s Young Dose. I guess this joint came out a little while ago, but it goes pretty hard. Doesn’t hurt that Fab and Ricky Ross lend verses to the joint, either. I can see this joint being a trunk rattling anthem in muscle cars and Range Rovers in states below the Mason Dixon line. Oh, and can we bring Fab’s intro line back real quick? “I get that Rihanna money / f**k it up like Chris Brown / No Disrespect to RiRi / Not putting Chris down…”

Lord. @BoutDatMoney thinks he looks like a light-skinned version of Chamillionaire. LOL. Enjoy.

DOWNLOAD: Dose – Where They Do That At [Remix] [feat. Rick Ross & Fabolous]

his beard wasn’t anything to write home about, and i can safely admit that. but the hawk? oh, the hawk. that thing was a piece of work. extra points for the facial expression.

4. kimbo slice

this man’s hair is so impressive, i decided to throw up two pictures.

the first exhibits his healthy nest of a beard during a quick break during his intensive workout…

…but the second makes me wonder why he doesn’t just shave those side braids off. he gets an “A” for effort.

3. rick ross

rawrse. HUGE bonus points for a mini-ross sittin’ pretty on the belly, young. that’s a boss.

2. michael j. fox / teen wolf.

wow. i don’t have much to say, because i know you see it. netflix the jawn if you haven’t seen this classic already.

1. grizzly adams (right)

his swag is phenomenal. i don’t even know who this guy, but family guy put me on back in the day. see the clip at the end of the post.

honorable mentions:

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deshawn stevenson/drew gooden beard contest (neither pic does them justice)

bonus clip:

what happened to lil’ zane ? last i heard, he was the captain of his mcdoanld’s late night shift. but that’s just spectulation. haven’t seen ol’ boy since he was trying to get at raven-symoné aka oprah jr. in dr. dolittle 2.

112 made him famous overnight with this song . jam it below.

wow. the new bun b album, 2 trill, has been in rotation for like 2-3 months. it’s incredible, and i’m pleasantly surprised they made a video for this joint.

anyone have that jodeci song that they sampled?! i need it.

oh boy. i don’t mean to add insult to injury, but he asked for it. butta verses is the first MC brave enough to throw lyrical jabs in the boss’ direction for his correctional officer fiasco. never heard of this guy, so it’s almost certainly a publicity stunt, but it’s friday. anything goes. enjoy.

bun b, tell ‘em what the drill is, mayne. hol’ up…

rawrse the boss should have kept things 100.

yeah, that’s right. the mia-o’s most charismatic fat man besides dj khaled has been rocked. his career is essentially all but over.

what happened? well, fellow miami resident and OG rapper trick daddy called rick ross out, alleging that he worked in law enforcement as a correctional officer aka prison guard. AKA he is a fraud, a fake, a hoax. because no drug slinging rapper should have ever dabbled their hands in law enforcement! don’t ask me how trick daddy came up with the facts, but here was rawrse’s response:

wow. looking a bit nervous there, ricky. i gave him the benefit of the doubt, until i came across this…

damn. william roberts? if this is for real, i smell the end of the boss’ reign. shoulda just come clean early and did some damage control. when the smoking gun is talking about matching up your social security ID with the man in that picture, you’re pretty much screwed. i’m just saying though. he shoulda kept it one hunnit.

take a page out of a legend’s book, and grab that track you hear on the top of the page.

download: bun b – keep it 100