wow. this is horrible. LOL. if mccain won, it woulda been a wrap on the world. literally. so to all you mccain supporters, think about if your president took a L (aka died). he’s 73. he may not have made it all the way through! then you woulda had this crazy woman! she DIDN’T EVEN KNOW AFRICA WAS A CONTINENT! NO JOKE! shout out to my boys vince and big mike davis for putting me on.

UPDATE: a sassy commenter threw this my way, so i figured i’d share it with y’all: those palin quotes about her not knowing africa was a continent and such were FALSE!!

but still, she’s dumb as rocks. listen to her speak. there’s no way i’d be happy with her leading our country.

since nobody liked the last "caption this," i’m throwing this one out. shout out to gbenga for this joint!

yerp. senator mccain’s daughter wrote a children’s book, targeted at 5 to 10 year olds, about her dad’s life, or something like that. larry king grills her on his show. check it out.

three things:

1. is this book stuff a good idea?
2. should mccain have let her daughter on larry king live ?
3. does she know a damn thing about politics? and did she handle herself well in the interview?

and of course, anything else you’d like to add. talk to me.

you tell ‘em, hollywood hogan! created by the good folks over at expressive frontier .

the professor in my feature writing course taught us about using the internet to do some research for stories, and we came across this crucial graph on alexa that illustrates how many people are viewing obama’s campaign page versus mccain’s. pretty intriguing data.

in case you can’t read the graph, barack is the blue, and mccain is the purple. barack is sky high, and you can see the big spike in his stats occured around when he picked biden to be his running mate. mccain is dangerously low, like the lame he is. more people checked out barack’s site than his when he announced he would be running with a milf vpilf. (editor’s note: honestly, my biggest gripe with the guy is that he’s about to die. literally. he can’t lead a country from his deathbed. that, and the fact that obama dunked all over him the other day . lord have mercy!)

see how many young people are up on their internet game? the poor stats in mccain’s page shows that his online swagger charisma just isn’t enough. or it’s a lot of old heads struggling to use the internet who hit his site. i’ll let you decide whose page is smoother for yourself:

barack / biden

mccain / palin

LOL.

i’m getting into politics these days. i don’t know how i feel about all these people making political songs, though. i just wonder if they really know what’s going on. you know what i mean?

barack obama is the man. a left-handed assassin who dons a #23 jersey in an attempt to mirror the best who ever did it on the court, he has the essentials of cool running through his veins.

do you know how many more african-americans are watching CNN and MSNBC now that a black man who happens to be an eligible candidate (meaning he’s not al sharpton or jesse jackson) is running for president? a whole lot.

what african american besides michael jackson (and possibly lionel richie…he’s an overseas phenomenon, especially in europe) can go to germany and attract 200,000 people? nobody.

and did anybody else catch how mccain and the stupid republican squadron put out an ad comparing our future president to paris hilton and britney spears?

did his campaign team not know that the hilton family, loyal mccain supporters, had donated the maximum of $4600 to his campaign? they better ask for their money back. ASAP.