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Mike Tyson on Conan O'Brien.

modi — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 00:56:20 +0000

i love iron mike, and i love conan. the two of them make magic together on the screen, as this interview illustrates. ha. but really, watch it. mike’s first public appearance since his daughter’s unfortunate accidental death. and if you haven’t seen any mike tyson documentaries in your life time, you better get on your google game. or better yet, e-mail me. i’ll send them to you. in HD quality. he’s really a great guy that got eaten up alive by the media and used and abused by the people he surrounded himself with. shout out to internet goon for putting me on this.

"I BEEN HAD POLO!"

modi — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 14:48:37 +0000

meet the king of polo. no, seriously. the king of ralph lauren’s polo brand.

Online Dating.

modi — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 23:02:33 +0000

the talented comedy troupe reckless tortuga makes a triumphant return. or maybe they’ve been making trill videos, i just haven’t been in the loop. whatever. enjoy this, you may laugh out loud. and the main actor looks like a combination of my man spencer turner and my other dude kendall “ice cream” cones. ha.

“i’m sorry, i’m a little bit early.”

Invisible Rope Prank.

modi — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 16:39:54 +0000

this is very funny. just watch.

snatched from internet goon. watch the rest of the invisible rope pranks here.

Lil' Nitro, The 2-Year-Old Black Dance Prodigy.

modi — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 20:04:48 +0000

…cuz there’s a new little man who runs things now. well to be 100% real with you, i’m not sure how old this cat is. but he’s just too slick to be a youngster. watch his movements, he’s clean with it all. this is a THROWBACK, before blogs were even around to throw random clips like this up. top 25 funniest/favorite clips of all time. trust me. shout out to vince for bringing this back in my life. i don’t even understand what’s going on and it’s still incredible.

then he grew up. good grief. i knew it was something special. watch.

Life After the Oval Office.

modi — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 15:43:24 +0000

damn. times are rough, huh dubya?

Browns Beat B*tches.

modi — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 16:13:00 +0000

oh boy. i didn’t say it, the guy who made this joint did. but you gotta admit, it’s pretty accurate. no disrespect to those who may feel disrespected. i don’t advocate beating women, at all! but can we just laugh a little bit at this? if chappelle made a joke about this, you’d laugh. admit it. and i had to warn any people dating somebody with last name brown. shout out to real mango juice for this joint, they had it first.

my next job interview will be just like this.

modi — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 21:09:09 +0000

this is how to go into jobs. just like this guy.

it's so cold in the D!

modi — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 07:54:32 +0000

i don’t wanna hear anybody from detroit saying they are from the best city in the world. because after seeing this, you’ve lost all credibility. good grief. don’t laugh too hard.

UPDATE: as if it couldn’t get any worse. rapper t-baby, the genius behind the hit single, decides to hit a radio show in detroit and sing/rap it all acapella. oh, my, word.

don't worry. i'll draw you a spider and we'll call it even.

modi — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 23:11:17 +0000

just read. you’ll laugh. hard. i found this last week and finally figured out how to make the image big enough for you all to read. if you want to read the funniest thing you’ve ever read, you’ll click the “read more” thingy. enjoy.

From: Jane Gilles
Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.19pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Overdue account

Dear David,
Our records indicate that your account is overdue by the amount of $233.95. If you have already made this payment please contact us within the next 7 days to confirm payment has been applied to your account and is no longer outstanding.

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles

From: David Thorne
Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.37pm
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Overdue account

Dear Jane,
I do not have any money so am sending you this drawing I did of a spider instead. I value the drawing at $233.95 so trust that this settles the matter.

Regards, David.

From: Jane Gilles
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 10.07am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Overdue account

Dear David,
Thankyou for contacting us. Unfortunately we are unable to accept drawings as payment and your account remains in arrears of $233.95. Please contact us within the next 7 days to confirm payment has been applied to your account and is no longer outstanding.

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles

From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 10.32am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Overdue account

Dear Jane,
Can I have my drawing of a spider back then please.

Regards, David.

From: Jane Gilles
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 11.42am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Overdue account

Dear David,
You emailed the drawing to me. Do you want me to email it back to you?

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles

From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 11.56am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Overdue account

Dear Jane,

Yes please.

Regards, David.

From: Jane Gilles
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 12.14pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Overdue account

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From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 09.22am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Whose spider is that?

Dear Jane,
Are you sure this drawing of a spider is the one I sent you? This spider only has seven legs and I do not feel I would have made such an elementary mistake when I drew it.

Regards, David.

From: Jane Gilles
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.03am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Whose spider is that?

Dear David,
Yes it is the same drawing. I copied and pasted it from the email you sent me on the 8th. David your account is still overdue by the amount of $233.95. Please make this payment as soon as possible.

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles

From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.05am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Automated Out of Office Response

Thankyou for contacting me. I am currently away on leave, traveling through time and will be returning last week.

Regards, David.

From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.08am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

Hello, I am back and have read through your emails and accept that despite missing a leg, that drawing of a spider may indeed be the one I sent you. I realise with hindsight that it is possible you rejected the drawing of a spider due to this obvious limb ommission but did not point it out in an effort to avoid hurting my feelings. As such, I am sending you a revised drawing with the correct number of legs as full payment for any amount outstanding. I trust this will bring the matter to a conclusion.

Regards, David.

From: Jane Gilles
Date: Monday 13 Oct 2008 2.51pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

Dear David,
As I have stated, we do not accept drawings in lei of money for accounts outstanding. We accept cheque, bank cheque, money order or cash. Please make a payment this week to avoid incurring any additional fees.

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles

From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 13 Oct 2008 3.17pm
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

I understand and will definately make a payment this week if I remember. As you have not accepted my second drawing as payment, please return the drawing to me as soon as possible. It was silly of me to assume I could provide you with something of completely no value whatsoever, waste your time and then attach such a large amount to it.

Regards, David.

From: Jane Gilles
Date: Tuesday 14 Oct 2008 11.18am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

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