michael jackson‘s father, joe, is the sucker of the millennium. i don’t even really have much to say, the picture illustrates his senile ways pretty accurately. what could possibly be on the man’s mind? the latest of his crazy antics? he said he wants the late michael jackson’s three kids to tour the US next year as the jackson 3.

yeah, you just read that. the talentless, innocent, grieving kids you see above to tour?! how much more of a snake can you get! the man is senile and dillusional. and if that wasn’t crazy enough for you, check out his other claim to fame tomf*ckery. everything he says and does is beyond ridiculous, but at 3:24, the $#!t hits the fan.

well, pretty much.

is this a joke!?

remember those days when christmas was getting closer and closer, so you used to wait patiently for that sunday paper, collect all the colorful ads and inserts that catered to your interest, and circle everything you wanted to be on your wish list? kids everywhere were going to SCHOOL on the circuit city insert! well, apparently, those days may be coming to an end very soon. CNN reported today that best buy’s biggest competitor has filed for bankruptcy protection due to this worsening economic crisis. i’ve always been a circuit city supporter, although best buy’s name doesn’t really lie. damn, though. read the entire story here, they’ll break down all the deets for you.

yea, it’s a DAMN HOLOGRAM! like star wars and stuff. good grief. the videos above are the same person (will.i.am of the black eyed peas), but the second one is even more vicious. sure, it’s shot on a bootleg camera from somebody’s house. but catch how will.i.am rocks the $#!t out of the interviewer with a nice little dance move riiight at the end. only visible in the second video. so watch the first one for content, and go to the end of the second video (1:38) for the ill dance move. WOW! hit ‘em with that body wave, will! got’em.

yerp. senator mccain’s daughter wrote a children’s book, targeted at 5 to 10 year olds, about her dad’s life, or something like that. larry king grills her on his show. check it out.

three things:

1. is this book stuff a good idea?
2. should mccain have let her daughter on larry king live ?
3. does she know a damn thing about politics? and did she handle herself well in the interview?

and of course, anything else you’d like to add. talk to me.

WOW. my roomie sent me this, via CNN:

FRESNO, California (AP) — Authorities say they’ve arrested a man who broke into the home of two California farmworkers, stole money, rubbed one with spices and whacked the other with a sausage before fleeing.

Fresno County sheriff’s Lt. Ian Burrimond says 22-year-old Antonio Vasquez was found hiding in a field wearing only a T-shirt, boxers and socks after the Saturday morning attack.

He says deputies arrested Vasquez after finding a wallet containing his ID in the ransacked house.

The farmworkers told deputies the suspect woke them Saturday morning by rubbing spices on one of them and smacking the other with an 8-inch sausage.

Burrimond says money allegedly stolen was recovered.

…what!?

CNN is continuing their black in america series tonight with a special on the black man. more info:

“in the “The Black Man,” Soledad O’Brien evaluates the state of black men in America and explores the controversial topics of black men and fatherhood; disparities between blacks and whites in educational, career and financial achievement; and factors leading to the dramatic rates of black male incarceration. The documentary also examines the achievements of black men and the importance of the positive influences of black fathers. Premieres in HDTV on Thursday, July 24, 9 p.m. ET”

watch it, or at least throw it on that TIVO.

oh, and lupe’s apparently on it, says his latest myspace bulletin.