two great things were brought to my attention after i wrote about both goons and goblins.

1. there is a hybrid of these two creatures. check him out:

good GOD! quan put me on.

2. this goblin could wreck anything walking.

no doubt about it. even spider-man struggled severely. if it wasn’t his movie, like if the movie didn’t have spider-man’s name in the title, then i’m almost positive peter parker would be in a morgue somewhere in NY. drastic, but true.

after thorough research, i’ve concluded that a goon will smack fire out of a goblin, with relative ease. first, consult the picture below:

how easy did the goon handle those goblins? they’re tied up and everything. they got rocked. you see, a goon is a hired help, typically used as an enforcer for organized crime. or just a beast on his grizzly like a bear at all times. he hits gold’s gym probably several times a week. maybe even some two-a-day’s. he’s always ready to get his hands dirty, and he’s not bright enough to do otherwise.

apparently, a goblin is crabby, evil, gnome-esque, and may or may not have some powers/abilities. wikipedia even went as far as to call these things “annoying little creatures.”

we all know the goon will always fry the goblin. damn, wayne. and i thought that was the line of the year.

if he wasn’t speaking about himself in that, i think i know exactly who the line was about. his lil homie and protege, lil chuckee!

he’s only been on this earth for 12 years, yet he’s on the path to greatness. he kills the “a milli” beat better than anybody else so far. ok, i hyped it. but still, check his joint out.

download: lil chuckee – a millie (freestyle)