Joe Jackson Is Crazy.

michael jackson’s father, joe, is the sucker of the millennium. i don’t even really have much to say, the picture illustrates his senile ways pretty accurately. what could possibly be on the man’s mind? the latest of his crazy antics? he said he wants the late michael jackson’s three kids to tour the US next year as the jackson 3.

yeah, you just read that. the talentless, innocent, grieving kids you see above to tour?! how much more of a snake can you get! the man is senile and dillusional. and if that wasn’t crazy enough for you, check out his other claim to fame tomf*ckery. everything he says and does is beyond ridiculous, but at 3:24, the $#!t hits the fan.

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good grief. i don’t know if that’s love and affection, or if he’s about to get tossed like a frisbee. i snatched the pic from don’t trip yet. ladies, if you want a blog to read, that’s a great one. shout out to @DitiSays, too. she put me on!

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he just gave lil dude a pound. how many presidents have done that? besides clinton w/ lewinsky. but that was a completely different type of pound. and i’m not sure if it actually happened. just my own speculation. boooooy, hillary must have been mad!

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lol. i don’t even think i want to know what they’re saying. shout out to vince for this joint, check his blog, he’s the only barber who blogs that i’ve heard of. talk about ahead of the curve! if you live in maryland, check out his spot, it’s over by good counsel. tell ‘em modi sent ya! and don’t bull$#i!t me and say you’ve never wanted to say that. you know you have.

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yerp. so when i get that nice little condo on 18th and U after graduation, i can go dap him up when i feel like seeing what he’s got in the white house. and yo, i heard a spoken word poet on BET say something crazy. she was like, “michelle [obama], were you ready for all this when you picked up your purse and met him at the door for your first date?” something like that, anyway. it was one of those mindblowing statements that makes you realize how far everybody involved in this campaign has come, and how much they’ve developed. congrats to him and biden.

i bet you obama’s kids go to my high school like chelsea clinton did. just watch.

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since nobody liked the last "caption this," i’m throwing this one out. shout out to gbenga for this joint!

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any superstar with employed umbrella holders deserves a spot on the blog.

snatched from my man noah.

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good grief. my man nas vegas, the star wide receiver on sheperd university rams, lambasting people on the field this weekend. yeah, the same guy who rocks those deep V necks. i need captions for this, immediately.

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so many crazy things to be said about this picture, but i’ll let you all do that. lol. it’s yao vs. pau, china vs. spain, NBA all-stars, in the olympics. slam online put me on. after the drop, more crazy news about the offensive team photo that pau and his teammates took for a magazine.

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