What you see above is a screen shot of my Facebook profile page, a couple of hours after my friend since the sandbox, Jordan Nichols, left this heartfelt post on my wall.

You ever seen anybody beg for mercy like that on Facebook before? Sorry, Jordan. You kinda just put yourself all the way out there with that one. I accept your apology, but don’t ever question me when I give you music again.

This post wasn’t much, guys. I’m just working and stuff. Tryna get things moving. Thanks to everybody for the resumes you sent in; looking for more Final Cut champs; there’s a lot out there, but I want people who can designate their time and energy to my projects. I guarantee when you see what we’re working with, you’ll wanna rock with it. We got more access than a skeleton key, man. And if you don’t know how much access that is, you better read up on the Wikipedia definition.

As usual, I’d just like to thank you guys for staying on the boat during its unusually lengthy docking period. In a few weeks, it should convert into a fully-functioning ship. A spaceship, that is. Kinda like the joint in Overdoz‘ “Crumbling Therapy” video. Shout out to Ezekiel Phillips for directing this joint. Definitely one of the trillest videos I’ve seen all year. Watch.

Yep. Admit that was a pretty damn good blog post that you didn’t even expect to read all the way through like that.

Johnny Cupcakes is the MAN.

I can’t find him! Can you!? When you do, tell Omar. He’s got an e-prize for you.

I knew there was a reason I didn’t rock with the midwest all the way.

This is literally the most ridiculous thing you will see all day. Maybe all week. In all honesty, it should be up there with the most ridiculous things you’ve encountered via the internet. It’s about 3% joke, and 97% real deal Holyfield. Just watch.

Oh boy. Congrats, Kyle Barton? I don’t know if that’s good that you won. The craziest thing is, he’s touring the nation, trying to win all the state fairs that have pig calling championships. All the states he names in this video. have now been crossed off the lists of states I need to visit. “Well, you know, I’m a city boy, so…” WHAT!? City boy!? I’m staying on the east coast. Shout out to Nick Simmons for the find.

Damn. I don’t remember who showed me this, but I do remember that it’s the most ridiculous incident I’ve seen in recent months. I thought her face was as good as gone. It looked like it exploded. She’s a G though; I’m pretty sure I would have cried. Listen to how her teammate tells her to keep going, like a watermelon didn’t just splatter on her face at full force. My lord.

I wish I knew more. Ridiculous, right? Right. Did I act like there hasn’t been a tomfoolery post in over 8 months? I did. Just work with me here. We’re baaaaaack…new bloggers, too. Just be on the look out for ‘em.

Re-up because it’s hilarious, and you guys need some f*cking laughter in your life. Trust me, it’s utterly ridiculous, and I felt borderline uncomfortable because I felt like little man was gonna say something to make things racial. I’m just saying though.

“NO! I keep losing at deals, and I DON’T WANNA MAKE A DEAL ANYMORE!”

There are actually five or six quotables, but I’d rather you all hit the comment section with them. LOLOLOLOLOL. boris i love you!

Brought to you by the geniuses over at Holy Taco.

In other news, I’m still working on The Great Progression. It’s all in the designer’s hands now, because my work is basically complete. Stay up to date with the movement via Twitter: @TheGeePee. Oh, and me too (@DCtoBC). I know I always say it, but thanks for the support. Thanks for all you guys who grabbed the S.A.D. #2 as well; we did over 2,000 downloads total, and with no real promotional push besides some vicious word of mouth and a couple of blogs that I really f*ck with posting it. Thanks again for all that.

The Great Progression. Coming shortly, I promise.

Do I lie?

BRO FRANKLIN IS BACK! My favorite uncle, notorious for his ability to pop and lock better than anybody on his home continent. This latest episode is him crashing an album release party at the church. He literally takes over. I don’t even think he’s supposed to be up on stage. Talk about the holy ghost.

My lord. Thanks to Eki for showing me this.

PREVIOUSLY: Bro Franklin & Namata!