Life After the Oval Office.

damn. times are rough, huh dubya?

Mr. Chi City Goes to COURT!

FINALLY! remember previously, how he got that handicap parking ticket? well, he took it to the judge! watch!

chi city, mayne. he’s the best.

“SHY SHILLY GOT JUSTICE!”

m1 platoon – we not them, part one [the mixtape].

i’ll give you an idea of how good m1 platoon is.

i sent this mixtape to people in an email before even posting it. meaning i didn’t care that they got it from my site. i just wanted them to hear m1. and i swear to god this joint is incredible. nothing sounds like this at all. if you appreciate GOOD HIP HOP, then m1 platoon should be in your iPod, iTunes, boombox, car stereo, and every other place you can jam some music.

you haven’t heard about these dudes? well, they’re a rack of homies (most of which are from DC. just throwing that out there) who go to school out in north carolina, and who happen to have 9th wonder, producer extraordinaire, as their professor. i’m not even lying. so with 9th as their mentor, imagine what kind of music they create. in fact, you don’t even have to imagine, because i got it all for you right here. featuring biz markie, carlitta durand, g5 clive, and savin. oh, and huge shout out to vaughn aka arafat yates, one of the rhymers/producers in the squad. one of the few guys who gets really excited about music in general. i respect those kind of cats out there. without further ado, i’m throwing you the mixtape, complete with taste tests.

fabrics

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cowboys & indians

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and i honestly struggled giving you 3 samples, because there’s too many joints on this mixtape that are must-hears. i’ve never heard such improvement from one mixtape to another. lyrics, beats, overall cohesiveness. damn. THIS SHIT IS INSANE! i’ve never heard anything like it. that’s probably why they called this joint “we not them.” good grief. i’m hyped. everybody needs to enjoy this. and if my words didn’t move you to download this, then click the link and see how many people already have got it. that’ll probably move you a bit. ha. wzup scoopay, chopps, sean d, c4 black, napalm…i see all you guys.

DL: m1 platoon – we not them, part one

check the tracklisting, production credits, and more after the drop.

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iraqi reporter throws shoe at bush at press conference!

this is a farewell kiss, you dog! homeboy’s aim is impeccable, but bush is extra elusive. he dodged that first shoe like neo from the matrix, and the second one he wasn’t concerned about, although it barely missed him.

The Link Between Head/Facial Tattoos and Insanity.

while talking to my homie spence on twitter, i developed a vicious theory: everybody who puts a tattoo on their head/facial area is, by some degree, certifiably insane. let me illustrate my theory with a few examples.

1. michael gerard tyson, b.k.a. “iron” mike tyson

in 2003, iron mike decided to get a facial tattoo. it’s not all his fault. his life story is full of devastation and despair. arrested 38 times by the age of 13. a father who abandoned the family when he was 2, and a mother who died when he was just a teen. he was a good kid who was just misunderstood. all he had was boxing, and when his career took off and the money started to roll in, that’s when things took a crazy turn for the worse. do some research, you’ll see what i mean. in spite of all this, mike’s actions speak much louder than any words i can ever write. so watch, and tell me if you think he’s insane or not.

2. d’wayne carter, b.k.a. lil wayne

i’m not sure he’s actually insane per se. truth be told, wayne is a G. how many rappers can sell 2 mill in a week, especially in a recession-filled economy where downloading music is the preferred method of copping albums? how many rappers can jump on any song, regardless of the genre? how many rappers can get away with piercing their eyebrows or lips? how many rappers can kiss another man, talk about it on a song and interviews, and lose no fans? exactly. so is he insane? i’m not sure. is everything that he does and gets away with as a rapper? definitely. oh, and how much do you think those joints on his eye lids hurt?

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sarah palin is STILL dumb as rocks [update].

wow. this is horrible. LOL. if mccain won, it woulda been a wrap on the world. literally. so to all you mccain supporters, think about if your president took a L (aka died). he’s 73. he may not have made it all the way through! then you woulda had this crazy woman! she DIDN’T EVEN KNOW AFRICA WAS A CONTINENT! NO JOKE! shout out to my boys vince and big mike davis for putting me on.

UPDATE: a sassy commenter threw this my way, so i figured i’d share it with y’all: those palin quotes about her not knowing africa was a continent and such were FALSE!!

but still, she’s dumb as rocks. listen to her speak. there’s no way i’d be happy with her leading our country.

the real mccain!

OH BOY! we sure did pick the right president. this is a must-watch, as is everything else on this site. ha. but really, watch it.

politics is tricky because you just always end up telling the people what they want to hear. and it all catches up to you. like in this clip. shout out to my homie des for this joint.

my president is…

black. still, he blends right in.

wait…did i just see a hologram on CNN [update]?

yea, it’s a DAMN HOLOGRAM! like star wars and stuff. good grief. the videos above are the same person (will.i.am of the black eyed peas), but the second one is even more vicious. sure, it’s shot on a bootleg camera from somebody’s house. but catch how will.i.am rocks the $#!t out of the interviewer with a nice little dance move riiight at the end. only visible in the second video. so watch the first one for content, and go to the end of the second video (1:38) for the ill dance move. WOW! hit ‘em with that body wave, will! got’em.

jay smooth is a beast.

barack should have made him head of urban affairs on the campaign, real talk. more great videos from mr. smooth over at illdoctrine.com.