I’ve kept the DC to BC name alive through my prolific tweeting, but now that we’ve started throwing legitimate events that people really appreciate, I think it’s time to get back to the blog world. I know what you’re thinking. I say that like every four or five months. But this time I have to do it, because once you work in corporate America, you gotta make an extremely conscious effort to ensure that your 9-to-5 doesn’t swallow your brand (all hetero). If my job is Moby Dick (another all hetero can go here if you deem it appropriate, although in my opinion it’s far from needed; I’m referencing a classic which I didn’t read in 11th grade although it was clearly assigned reading and I wrote anywhere from 3-5 papers about it. C’mon, dude.), I’m captain Ahab. I’m not going down without a fight, baby.
So let’s go. I’m posting stuff when I feel like it. My taste is still the same – trill. I got new followers who have no idea why I have all these damn followers and weren’t there for the first wave, so I guess I gotta make sure everything I drop from here on out is as vicious.
Speaking of vicious, did anybody buy the new Kendrick Lamar project, Section 80? I told you a while back he was the future. Just want to make sure people didn’t miss that (but if you did, you can always read that here), cuz I called it.
I’m just gonna act like like it hasn’t been two years since a legit post has gone up and start wherever I left off.
Is Seth MacFarlane, creator of almost everything animated on Fox’s Sunday lineup, trying to pull a fast one on us? When I first saw ads for The Cleveland Show, Cleveland’s step-son Rollo had the Lil Boosie fade.
Now, he’s fro’d up like one of the Jacksons (R.I.P. Mike).
I’m just saying. I’m with the Boosie, but looks like they’re sticking with the fro. Don’t think you got that one past me, Seth. I studied your background, read the book that you wrote. And for all you wondering what the Boosie fade is…
…that’s what it is. Just for that, I’m giving you some Boosie to jam. If you like it, e-mail me. I’ll toss you the track. Just trying some new marketing tactics out here. Ha.
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believe that. just like that. i may even have to shave my head to get it juuust right. @hilholla gave me the inspiration via twitter. yeah, i’m back on there too. i heard it got boring without me on there! and i think my man theo martins gave me a great idea. i’m having some sort of event to get some bread to buy a new laptop, ipod, and maybe some other goodies. any suggestions!? come on, man. i’m down and out. i need these funds to keep myself afloat in new / digital media and music!
just trying to get a feel for who’s out there reading this. did i lose all the readership? who knows.
my laptop got stolen, as did my iPod. 24,000 songs all gone. and my papers for class. can’t forget about those bad boys. graduation was around the corner last time you heard from me, right? well, i think it’s probably the biggest tragedy i’ve ever had in my life besides a death. i need something to do when i’m not studying, so i’m back. let’s go.
so if everybody can holler at me and throw me some jams, i’d appreciate that. cuz as of now, i use this makeshift laptop (for which i am very grateful, so shout out to the loaner, i appreciate you) to write papers and my blackberry’s pandora radio for some music. but without my own stuff, i feel almost naked. so when i buy a new computer, around may 18th, i’ll need jams to fill it with. entire hard drives of music are welcome. i’m saying, i have nothing. i’d appreciate that. i’ll come to your house and dissect your entire library; anything to make up for that lost music i’ve been illegally collecting since 8th grade.
i feel like mayer hawthorne’s “just ain’t gonna work out” is the theme music of my life. it applies in all aspects. good lord. somebody told me that everything always ends up working out in the end. so i’m going with that to help me through the turmoil. i’ll throw up a few posts up. i’ve missed some great stuff, i know, and i’ll try and put up some of that stuff, but for the most part i’ll just keep it rolling like before.
america’s next best dance crew is by far the best thing on TV. if you haven’t seen it, you better click that link. because you’re in for the most crucial MTV show since the real world.
super cr3w is the team to beat right now, but fanny pak has the baddest chick in the whole joint, hands down.
i know, right? i won’t give out her government name, so let’s just call her young tiff. she is so bad that i sent her a facebook message. i had to facebook stalk, my back was up against the wall. i figured, i could be as creepy as i wanna be. she’s on the left coast, so we’ll never ever meet. and if she played me, i’d take a minor L. nobody would really know.
who wants to see the convo to see if she carried me!? let’s get it.
me (6.22.08, 2:16 pm): this probably sounds crazy. but you are the sexiest girl i’ve seen. lol. ever.
young tiff (6.22.08, 4:24 pm): awwww thank you sooooo much!
me (6.22.08, 6:48 pm): ha no problem. good luck on the show. no groupie shit. i just had to say it though.
young tiff (6.23.08, 1:10 pm): hahaha for sure! Good lucks are always appreciated:)
me (right now. meaning like a few seconds before i click “publish” for this post to be on the blog): lol and i just blogged about this convo. but don’t worry i didn’t put ur name or anything out there.
i actually did kind of put her name out there. i hope she won’t get mad. i gave her the link. let’s see what she does with it. i really just hope she reads more than this one blog entry so she can know i’m not crazy.
the DMV embraces the boogie bots because they are holding their own for our area on america’s best dance crew. they deserve their props, too. and can we talk about AC slater? his career jumped off the minute he stopped shooting saved by the bell. how you think zach feels?
i’ve just found the best breakers in the world, considering their circumstances. there’s no way you’ve seen anything like it. i guarantee. they need to hit season 3 next year.
props to the internet goon. and why didn’t my mom put me in dance when i was young? probably because they put me in gymnastics instead. and look how i turned out.
that’s how i feel. another planet. nobody’s mind works like mine, i feel.
two glow in the dark tours in two days. and all i saw was kanye each time. AND a hurricane/tornado each day. good grief. and def jam will kill me cuz i wasn’t even able to throw flyers around to people @ virginia beach. oh boy. and by the way, DC is like 30 times cooler than VA beach. that’s why nobody stays there anymore. that’s also why all the best music comes from there. missy. clipse. the neptunes. timbo. because there isn’t a damn cool thing about that place. and everybody is slum. now i know what UVA people mean when they get unhappy about the 757 “locals” frequenting their parties.
i’m bout to sleep. work in the AM. a few things though:
- what ever happened to haley joel osment? do we realize how great he was in the sixth sense?
- is DMX ok? he is 37 going on 60. he looks older than my grandpa in his two (1, 2) recent mugshots, from this month. drugs, speeding, and michael vick’ing his dogs. dag, man. looks like 5-0 threw him around a little bit, too. i heard he went down like a G, though. if that means anything.
- how did anyone convince sacha baron cohen to make that naked wrestling scene in borat ?
- does anyone purchase anything hip-hop related besides tickets to shows? i doubt it. that’s why everybody has a clothing label, a book label, some type of label. i’m late, but i still realize it.
- is tabi bonney the flyest guy on the map or what?
and what happened to all the supa hair he had!? tabi, send me music! PLEASE! click on the pic to hear what he’s blessed the world with so far. and i feel like he’s wearing all his own clothes.
i realized earlier today that i want to live like a celeb. with a celeb status wifey, but like, in tune to the real world. like she doesn’t need high profile events to have a good time. she likes family and friends more. that’s how i feel j. lo is for some reason. when i live that life, i will purposely not respond to the texts i get from people i used to text who never responded when i needed them to.
i bet i don’t wear a suit unless it’s by choice, either.