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cot’ damn. chuck norris couldn’t lose, even in his youth. look at a jubilantly youthful norris, serving up a b-ball facial on young kadesha. she never stood a chance.

for more chuck norris facts and information on his incredible legacy (aka if you’re confused a little bit by this post), click here. stole this from j. cole‘s twitter with reckless abandon.

michael jackson‘s father, joe, is the sucker of the millennium. i don’t even really have much to say, the picture illustrates his senile ways pretty accurately. what could possibly be on the man’s mind? the latest of his crazy antics? he said he wants the late michael jackson’s three kids to tour the US next year as the jackson 3.

yeah, you just read that. the talentless, innocent, grieving kids you see above to tour?! how much more of a snake can you get! the man is senile and dillusional. and if that wasn’t crazy enough for you, check out his other claim to fame tomf*ckery. everything he says and does is beyond ridiculous, but at 3:24, the $#!t hits the fan.

man, it’s been a while since i did one of these posts. but t-pain resurrected this segment with this picture:

my lord. according to my homies at HipHopUpdate, it’s over $400,000, and weighs 10 pounds. his neck will break if he jumps up and down with that bad boy on. let those captions / comments roll in.

LOL. i never laughed so hard at a picture before. because really, what is he doing!?

cot damn.

good grief. i don’t know if that’s love and affection, or if he’s about to get tossed like a frisbee. i snatched the pic from don’t trip yet. ladies, if you want a blog to read, that’s a great one. shout out to @DitiSays, too. she put me on!

oh lord.

LOL! say hello to q-tip and my main man spencer turner. spence, jonna and i were at the q-tip show at the 9:30 club on sunday night, and tip saw spence rocking out to every song, mouthing each and every word with such fervor so he jumped into the crowd and gave spence the mic. OH BOY! spence hit the entire verse, and q gave him a crazy shout out afterwards. an incredible show, for real. footage coming soon!

oh, and doesn’t it look like they’re in the middle of a vicious verbal spat!? either that, or the illest eye f***king session between two heterosexual males ever.