you’ve probably already seen this somewhere. but i don’t care, at all. shaq’s freestyle roasts kobe, and is so smoothly delivered. i can now at least partially understand how the man has a platinum-selling album.

wowzers. ice-t is slum. comes back half-apologizing, half-starting more problems. i think his career is 6 feet deep. is soulja boy even hip hop? isn’t he just an entertainer?

and ice cube’s son has 5 seconds. literally. and is cut off by the video. but he just won the award for gump of the century, despite his limited air time. who co-signs?

about a week ago, the famous hip hop artist ice-t told soulja boy to eat a D, similar to bun b’s 8th bar in his verse on that “get silly” remix. except the D wasn’t censored or edited. and he broadcasted this message to the masses, complaining and whining about how mr. tell ‘em has killed hip hop. listen:

so soulja boy, on june 19th, decided to tell ‘em. and who knew that soulja boy would have emerged victorious. 17 kid vs. a 50 year-old OG. ice t’s career may have been crushed. check soulja boy fry him like the plantains i cooked last night.

OWNED!