Simple as that. I’ll be back with a vengeance shortly. Let me just get it together.

Kinda like Oscar the Grouch in this Dave Chappelle stand-up.

“Get it together, Grouch. Get a job, Grouch.”

you can’t take soulja down. he rocks. “at the end of the day, you might wanna go f*** with mario.” got’em.

wow. this cali MC, signed to d’wayne carter’s young money imprint, is opening up for the roots this friday @ boston college. and he is officially the man. DO NOT SKIP ANY PART OF THIS. but realize that around 4 minutes and 25 seconds deep, he stunts on everybody. watch.

i can’t even lie, this could be one of the most entertaining videos i’ve seen in a minute. after seeing this, i can say tyga is a-ok in my book. he just ate some money, while talking down on some OG’s. oh boy. he wins. see you friday, tyga man. “stop hatin’!”

don’t know who this guy is!? he had the summer anthem. enjoy it.

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we see you out here tyga!

ricky and i were just talking about how crazy/bipolar this guy is. but i’m about the music, and there’s no denying that he kills this track, alongside common sense.

DL: the game feat. common – angel

check an exclusive video interview, featuring game’s thoughts on jay-z, after the drop.

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oh boy. i don’t mean to add insult to injury, but he asked for it. butta verses is the first MC brave enough to throw lyrical jabs in the boss’ direction for his correctional officer fiasco. never heard of this guy, so it’s almost certainly a publicity stunt, but it’s friday. anything goes. enjoy.

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bun b, tell ‘em what the drill is, mayne. hol’ up…

rawrse the boss should have kept things 100.

yeah, that’s right. the mia-o’s most charismatic fat man besides dj khaled has been rocked. his career is essentially all but over.

what happened? well, fellow miami resident and OG rapper trick daddy called rick ross out, alleging that he worked in law enforcement as a correctional officer aka prison guard. AKA he is a fraud, a fake, a hoax. because no drug slinging rapper should have ever dabbled their hands in law enforcement! don’t ask me how trick daddy came up with the facts, but here was rawrse’s response:

wow. looking a bit nervous there, ricky. i gave him the benefit of the doubt, until i came across this…

damn. william roberts? if this is for real, i smell the end of the boss’ reign. shoulda just come clean early and did some damage control. when the smoking gun is talking about matching up your social security ID with the man in that picture, you’re pretty much screwed. i’m just saying though. he shoulda kept it one hunnit.

take a page out of a legend’s book, and grab that track you hear on the top of the page.

download: bun b – keep it 100

yes, i really did just say that. devin, you a fool for this one.

we have caught jesse jackson coming out his mouth (RIP heath) sideways in remarks towards the honorable barack obama. he thinks the cameras are off, and he whispers to some news anchor these crazy words! this is actually a MUST SEE!

5 o’clock update: this just in! average bro has hooked me up with the footage of rev. jesse jackson’s apology. sincere? you tell me!

wowzers. 40 glocc vs. tyga. chain snatching to the nth degree. listen to the two sides of the story.

OG (original gangsta/gangbanger) 40 flaunts the chain he supposedly snatched…

…and YG (young guppy!) tyga explains what really happened.

i don’t even think a turtle neck could hide all tyga’s neck tattoos. i’m just saying though.

swagger jacked entirely from on221.com.

i first caught this over at 2 deuces up. when does this man start his sentence though? he’s been hanging around for a minute. listen to those smooth and subtle jabs at bankhead representer shawty lo. let’s get get get it.

that stuff is cool and all, but T.I.’s hits are on those two first albums. get familiar.
download: T.I. – king of da south

neyo aka cranius maximus has decided to cause problems with young chris breezy.

hold up though.

good god! a conehead!

i’m sorry. anyway, he threw a vicious elbow to the eye socket of chris breezy. apparently, the two have been bickering about who the better artist is. chris says his voice is better, while ne-yo says his money stretches longer than an athlete at a track meet. they both flow/sing over wayne’s “a milli,” but while mr. breezy is just flowing to flow, ne-yo blindsides chris, singling him out (without calling his name out. but we know who he’s talking to.) and ultimately dismantling him verbally. OG neyo may have the ill domehead (RIP heath), but his diss track was solid. shout out to young ‘cel who threw it my way.

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chris brown’s version

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ne-yo’s version

i wonder how rihanna feels about all this. having had songs written by label mate ne-yo, yet smashing mr. breezy on a regular basis. who knows. all i know is that chris is probably posted up in his humble abode, looking like this:

and feeling about the same pressure on him as he did around the time when this happened:

good grief. film magic indeed. had to be magic. no amount of time in the gym will allow this. i’m just saying though.