First week at Complex. Hectic, but I’ll make it out alive. My goal? To produce, produce, produce. So before you think this clip is just a random funny moment in Wedding Crashers, take a second to think about it. When you’re an intern (which is what I am), nobody cares about what you did to get to where you are. It’s all about what you can do now that you’re in the spotlight. So like the little man says, “shut your mouth, funny guy, and MAKE IT.” Ha. Shout out to all the fellow interns and employees that embraced me thus far.

Oh, and the updates on this site will be more sporadic than the periods of pre-menopausal women. Please look for me either on Complex or on Dr. Jays Live. The Great Progression is coming soon. Please follow on Twitter (@TheGeePee, and I’m not launching til the account has 1,000+ followers. We at like 250 now. Help me get it up, please.) #ohletsdoit