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Yeah, I said turducken. Turkey, duck, and chicken, combined into a frankenstein-esque meat that apparently people chow down on during special occasions, such as Thanksgiving and other momentous events and cheerful holidays. Americans are indeed savages. Let’s take it back to ‘83, when cajun-creole fusion chef Paul Prudhomme popularized this dish at a food festival in Washington State. Good grief.
Lordamercy. What the heck kinda person wants to eat these three birds stitched together like this? NFL’s John Madden used to give these things out to every play on the winning team of the Thanksgiving bowl when he was announcing. I’m not even joking, either.
Enjoy your Turkey Day, and if you can find one, grab one of these turduckens and let me know how it tastes. Also, warn your local hospital in advance, because the ‘itis from one of these bad boys is most likely the kind that’ll leave you bedridden.
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Oh shit! I wanted a turducken ever since I saw on Bizarre Foods!
Comment by B-Easy 08.07.09 @ 12:17 pm
I’ll pass on the turducken but I’ll eat some churkey (chicken & turkey) if that exists. Duck is gross. Not a fan of the fatty skin *gag*.
Comment by sabsthegreat 08.11.09 @ 1:23 pm
Ew, that looks so gross and you know how into food I am..and meat (pause)…..yuck tho!!
Comment by Anna Miya 08.12.09 @ 2:09 am
We got one of these a few years back. Simply amazing. It came with two types of stuffing on top of that; spicy cornbread and sage sausage. Not the biggest fan of duck either. It was so damn good though.
Comment by Will 11.26.09 @ 11:47 am
i’m with will. my grandparents get one every other year and they are the shiiiiiit. the meat is tender, juicy and well seasoned and the stuffing is simply wonderful. damn… im mad we didnt get one this year.
Comment by tiye 11.30.09 @ 12:49 am
Damn are you serious? I could imagine that itd taste pretty good but it just looks gross as shit
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