it’s monday. the most mundane day of the week, by far. instead of starting your week off horribly like the typical monday (school, work, school and work, or something else horrible), i’m gonna try and make it something to look forward to. i’m throwing out links to worthwhile things to read to jumpstart the worst day of all-time. yes, this will be a regular occurance. and yeah, i got up at 6:45 am, left coast time, to get it ready for my east coast people. isn’t that thoughtful!? shout out to the students that start school today, or sometime this week. enjoy it, because when it’s over, you may find yourself blogging to make ends meet. trust me.

- the internet goon explains what qualities he needs in his perfect wifey. a must-read that i agree with almost 100%. call us picky, but hey, when we’re married, you’ll be like, “damn, modi and ricky have some crucial wives, man. wish i read his list a little more thoroughly way back when.” [via Internet Goon]

- get your fix of eclectic jams for the week from these DMV-based representers, who recently redesigned their site. [via IllVibes]

- song recognition software that is out of this world. you can HUM the song and it’ll find it for you. [via Mashable]

- did your school make GQ’s list of 25 douchiest colleges? maybe, maybe not. but you know you wanna know what schools did. there’s only one way to find out. [via GQ]

- can i plug things i wrote on this blog in this space? oh, indeed. the intricacies of the alley oop. no, you didn’t read that wrong. check it out. [via DC to BC]

five things worth reading, that should make the morning that much triller. cuz the fact of the matter is, if you don’t check them all out, your monday could look something like this.

exactly. so i implore you to do so.