remember disney’s beauty & the beast? me too. one of my favorites. belle was like the ideal chick. didn’t go out much, loved to read, and had a smile that can make even mr. scrooge feel some sort of way. unfortunately, she had the worst luck with guys. i mean, a guy named gaston was pursuing her, and her other option was a beast. talk about a poor situation.

despite his assholish tendencies, there’s something to be said about this gaston character. he is the only guy i know who was on ‘roids back in the old days. his machismo is unmatched by any character ever created, and i’d like to show you with this video. download link for the song below.

DOWNLOAD: Beauty & The Beast – Gaston

Gaston was everything i wouldnt be down for: madd girls pressed for him, gigantic ego, pushy and persistent, and beefy [yes i dont like beefcakes.] And he said shit like: ‘as a specimen yes im intimidating’ hahahaha.

Comment by mm 06.01.09 @ 10:33 am

i think Gaston is one of the coolest DIsney villains. he appeared to be this macho who had it all (except the girl) but then is a wimp when the Beast holds him over the ledge. I still like him though

Comment by bhernandez 06.12.09 @ 2:23 am