Top 60 Ghetto Black Names.
Friday April 10th 2009, 4:21 am
Filed under: tomfoolery, video

i apologize in advance if your name is on this list, but in the name of comedy, i must put this up. it’s too great. especially like the last 30. good grief.

stole this from real mango juice.


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LMAO!!!
shut.
up.

Comment by Heather Rene' 04.10.09 @ 5:30 am

elephantisha >>>

Comment by CV to BC 04.10.09 @ 10:51 am

And the ghettoest name of all is…..COURTNEY!…LMAO…

Comment by brran1 04.10.09 @ 1:15 pm

this was too funny omg

Comment by FirmDisbeliever 04.10.09 @ 2:40 pm

Too Funny! Great Post!!!

Comment by Mya 04.10.09 @ 5:30 pm

Too many of those names exist in my high school yearbook, LOL.

Comment by reading 04.11.09 @ 8:35 pm

LMFAO

Comment by Amor Jones 04.12.09 @ 1:09 pm

this is HILARIOUS and borderline offensive. great work

Comment by Selamawit 04.12.09 @ 2:16 pm

word…i kno 11 of those girls…smh

Comment by Stewie 04.12.09 @ 9:06 pm

my name is courtney; and m not ghtto at all :D

Comment by coutney 04.21.09 @ 7:37 pm

Man wuh sup wid you nigguhz yall playin white crackuhz fuck u

Comment by Laboyd 04.21.09 @ 10:57 pm

This is genius! Best video I have seen on the web!

Comment by bgold 05.03.09 @ 10:45 am

omg soooo funnnnyy

Comment by asdfghjkl 05.04.09 @ 8:59 pm

This is funny, but offensive as well get it together fags

Comment by Sha'Vajanae 05.09.09 @ 11:14 am

ma name may b hard but it is cute and sooo fur only 3 people have been able to say it

Comment by Wassilikalavontelllejaniceiannanaitwanallie 05.11.09 @ 5:52 pm

bon qui qui :)

Comment by yummy 06.03.09 @ 8:38 pm

man this almost made me die of laughter

Comment by kido 06.13.09 @ 10:59 pm

sha’ bomb bay

Comment by alex 06.24.09 @ 1:08 am

LOL now wen you say my. Nick name like dat its ghetto

Comment by Taylor-lynn 06.26.09 @ 12:01 am

wow i love this vid. watermelondrea

Comment by giraffe 08.16.09 @ 2:41 pm

I was laughing at all the names and at the end when it said Courtney(my name)..i was like heyy!! That isnt ghetto! haha it was funny though.

Comment by Helloo 08.19.09 @ 3:49 pm

haha that was hee-larious. btw, my name is courtney and i laughed so hard when they said it ws the most ghetto name. XD all the other people with my name that i know aren’t ghetto, and neither am i. :P

Comment by courtney 08.28.09 @ 12:56 am

this was the dumbest thing I have ever seen. many of these names are made up. It’s just some dumb ass kids trying to be funny and it’s obvious they have some type of hatred towards some girl named Courtney that’s why they made this video. So they can look like the cool guys at school when all they did was make themselves look like punks.

Comment by felisha 09.01.09 @ 10:48 pm

I thnk the video is cute and hilarious I’m an African American and I dnt feel that is races at all bcz names dnt hv color gender or meanin these days so y leave negatve comment it really the shiddd! LOL Congratashayla….LOL my sister name is shayla

Comment by Jasmine 09.05.09 @ 3:20 am

OMG This was soo funny. I laughed at every name. I forwarded the adress to like thirty people okn my email I laughed at every name. I’m african american so this was hiarious to me and not at all offensive. My children are named Shaniqua, Laquisha, Deonte, Travonte, Tonesha and Tyesha lol

Comment by La'Quishaniqua 09.25.09 @ 9:59 pm

i love this itzz cracks me upppp !!! :]

Comment by renee 10.02.09 @ 8:18 am

AHH i cannot beleive they didnt say my name! i changed it legally so no i wasnt born with it but yeah it is my name. i mean they all rhymed with it tho! haha. cept courtney!
:p

Comment by le' quisha-bon- disha. 10.16.09 @ 6:11 pm

the ghettoest names are….
Sha’Brasianeque (SHA-BRAY-JA-NEQUE)
Ry’Sharilla (RY-SHA-RiLLA)
Tannocca’Shawnnaeriella (TA-NNOCCA-SHAWNA-ERiELLA)
Ty’Kwonjaneque (TY-KWON-JA-NEQUE)
LaQuanndraneque (LA-QUANN-DRA-NEQUE)
Amiricle (A-Miricle)
TaQuilla ( never name your kids after alcohol)

Comment by nisha 10.18.09 @ 8:52 pm

I love it!! Hilarious! Guuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrlllllllllll! (:

Comment by Ashley 11.03.09 @ 8:59 pm

My two favorites from a friend working in a maternity ward in NYC:

lil’Mista

La-a (the doc tried reading this off the chart and mom corrected her, with maximum ghetto attitude, saying “it’s pronounced La-DASH-a”)

Comment by Chris 11.20.09 @ 2:33 am

that is the most stupidest stuff i am black and very offended because you saying that black people don’t know how to make up names i want know what you name is why you talking about somebody else and by the way my name is briana so thank you boo boo.

Comment by briana 11.21.09 @ 11:53 pm

yu mothah fukkin crackers…not funny at all. suckx to be white doesnt it, if were so ghetto thn why do yall try to act like us huh? fukin racist pricks!!!

Comment by Taya 11.22.09 @ 1:15 pm

lol obamaniqua?

lmmfaoooo(=

ps… they’re not white…

they’re hispanic! nd not racist!

im black (kinda ghetto) lol nd

i wasnt offended!!

Comment by rashidaaa! 11.24.09 @ 1:53 pm

That Was Helllla Funny. no there not racist probly just bored and that one black gurl aint got no humor. but it was funny and i favorite it on you tube. :D

Comment by Amanda.P. 11.26.09 @ 12:32 pm

OMG, man those guys are funny…

Comment by Chaz 12.29.09 @ 10:18 pm

This is fucking great. Well done! Niggers, don’t let your kids grow up to be ghetto.

Comment by fuck da nigs 01.01.10 @ 1:24 am

LOL!!! Try Friedchickenisha!!

Comment by sami 01.03.10 @ 3:56 am

Some more…
Friwedchickenisha
Obamanisha
Lashawnda
La-a
Kool-aidria
Chinesefoodria
Larmandojazzfingerisha
Icecreamanisha
Latisha
Moesha
Shawanna
Latoya

LOL!!

Comment by sami 01.03.10 @ 3:59 am

You forgot Dijonay

Comment by anonimous 01.03.10 @ 5:21 pm

It was so funny! I’m black and this was just hilarious. And the guys aren’t white. They’re clearly hispanic. Not racist. Just funny. My people. Please do not be upset about these kids having fun. U all know we make fun of their names just as well. Grow up.

Comment by styrling 01.04.10 @ 1:41 am

THIS WAS SOOOOOOO DAMN FUNNY! my favorite was deedra, cuz i know this really big black ghetto gurl @ my school, so the fried chicken part was madd funny!!

Comment by J 01.04.10 @ 5:47 pm

I knoe my name is ghetto but damn eleplantisha… Now datz just callinqq yur child a animal damn …My skewl a lil more ghetto Brooklyn 292!!! Lolss yu had me laughtinqq go head wif yur ghetto names

Comment by Tyshawnananay 01.08.10 @ 9:23 pm

LMFAO..
&& if yu aint laughin learn how to take a joke..
ahahhaha

Comment by kristelle 01.09.10 @ 7:01 pm

yall are craaaazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzy

LOL

Comment by blacksophisticado 01.16.10 @ 1:31 am

Sha NAY NAY and TAY TAY were by far the best.. lmfao!

Comment by laquandaaa! 02.03.10 @ 1:31 am

funny

Comment by paul 02.05.10 @ 2:45 am

That was funny as shit. I can’t stop laughing. Courtney- Hahahahaha. ROTFL

Comment by Gribbz 02.14.10 @ 3:58 pm

This list was hilarious. You people that are offended need to relax and laugh a little. There’s nothing to be offended by. Especially since us white people give our kids some goofy-ass names today too like Skylar, Mackenzie, Gitch (I heard it on TV, I swear), Rumor, Tallulah Belle, Apple) and that’s just to name a few. I could go on and on.

Comment by Gribbz 02.14.10 @ 4:24 pm

at the end he said courtney in the whitest accent possible lmfao

Comment by elvin 02.19.10 @ 10:37 pm

okay, every comment ive seen on here that said their name was courtney and that they werent ghetto. so, am im da only courtney in the world that is ghetto?!?!?!?! but this video is freakin hilarious!!!!!

Comment by Courtney 02.19.10 @ 11:38 pm

Lmfao .

Comment by Tesla 02.20.10 @ 11:20 pm

lmaoo omg this shit is hilarious..!

Comment by nima 02.27.10 @ 9:37 pm

If Yo Momma Name Yu Fried Chicken Nisha Or Watermelon Nisha Or Unitedstates Of America… Then You CANNOT Get Mad At This Video, Yu Need 2 Get Mad At Yo Momma.. 4 Namin Yu After FOOD!!!!
DUH!

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omg dey said ma name 1st which waz LATIFAH….but damn omg diz waz soooooo funny n not rasist at all…but wtf damn i didntt kno ma name waz ghetto but hey it waz funny and hilarious

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