remember that dreadheaded producer that created crunk music with a couple of simple synth patterns and some trunk-rattling drums? well, i miss him. dearly. so somebody tell me where he is. all i can find online is supposed high school photos…

somebody please say it ain’t so. but even if it is, i guess i can’t do anything about it. high school clearly wasn’t where he thrived and/or excelled. whatever. jon, where are you!? i need a single, a beat, something. i coulda sworn i heard him on a track with the dream when i was out in vegas, but i coulda been hearing things.