neyo aka cranius maximus has decided to cause problems with young chris breezy.

hold up though.

good god! a conehead!

i’m sorry. anyway, he threw a vicious elbow to the eye socket of chris breezy. apparently, the two have been bickering about who the better artist is. chris says his voice is better, while ne-yo says his money stretches longer than an athlete at a track meet. they both flow/sing over wayne’s “a milli,” but while mr. breezy is just flowing to flow, ne-yo blindsides chris, singling him out (without calling his name out. but we know who he’s talking to.) and ultimately dismantling him verbally. OG neyo may have the ill domehead (RIP heath), but his diss track was solid. shout out to young ‘cel who threw it my way.

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chris brown’s version

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ne-yo’s version

i wonder how rihanna feels about all this. having had songs written by label mate ne-yo, yet smashing mr. breezy on a regular basis. who knows. all i know is that chris is probably posted up in his humble abode, looking like this:

and feeling about the same pressure on him as he did around the time when this happened:

good grief. film magic indeed. had to be magic. no amount of time in the gym will allow this. i’m just saying though.