and i’m not even close to ready. i have no clothes, i have no planned moves, i have no idea of what i’ll get into. i don’t even speak french. i’m only there for like 5 or 6 days, so the key is dapping up any and everybody that i know that will be there. which is like 3 people. last time me and nas vegas went to paris, we met some nice girls in the eiffel tower. and the loved us, but we couldn’t speak french, and they couldn’t speak english. we communicated in a poor man’s spanish, because that’s the one language we all took in high school. and tell me why we told them we were 22, when we were like 18. they were 23! it was great. back in the days, man.

if anybody has power moves for me (and my brother, who left last week) to make in the city of love, let me know. i’m talking everything. people to meet, places to visit, stores to window shop in, cultural enrichment trips, and key phrases in french. described to me phonetically, of course. i’ll document the trip via photo and video and throw it up here.

next move needs to be tokyo. i’m just saying, though.

download: lupe the killer – paris, tokyo

i’m going to watch rain man on this comcast on demand. and then i’ll throw more updates everybody’s way later today.

Obama Faces Racism in West Virginia – Funny blooper videos are here

nas vegas goes to school in west virginia, and sent me this obama clip to show me what life is like over there! it’s like 1960′s all over again. listen to the two women sitting at the coffee shop. they sound ridiculous.

yea, i just put an entire movie up. watch it. it’s called style wars, and it’s great. graffiti in the 80′s and stuff, young. you know you’re bored, so just check the joint out.

skateboard p tells you what’s hot in his book. not too sure how i feel about that big purple bag though. maybe when i get to that level, but right now, i can’t fade it. good looks, barron.

if you still need more N*E*R*D in your life, check out this crazy interview they did. shae even chimes in about the richmond show, which me and my homies hit up with reckless abandon:

“the cool thing about [our recent performance] in richmond,” says Haley, “is that it was just n*e*r*d. We were doing all the secondary markets, reaching out to all our fans that made us. it wasn’t as extravagant as the amphitheater. we’re happy to be a part of the bill with lupe and rihanna and kanye, but there’s nothing like a straight n*e*r*d show.“

preach. and i feel like throwing a dog a bone right about now. a special, rare type of bone that nobody really has. enjoy.

download: n*e*r*d – anti (live from richmond show)

“you so anti, it don’t even matter.”

after hearing that, you can’t tell me you aren’t excited for the new album. yezzir.

loyal reader and dropple enthusiast ricardo antoine has beat the game. i didn’t believe it, until he showed me screen shots.

name in the “submit score” section and everything. i think it’s safe to say that he didn’t leave the computer for the past few days.

you should never miss them. i’m biased. in my junior season, i shot 15 free throws, and made all of them. and i was a benchwarmer. (editor’s note: don’t get it twisted. ask around, i will rock you in some pickup. give me like a week to practice my lay-ups though.)

tony parker’s the only guy who gets a pass.

a life-size, cardboard cutout of his own desperate housewife. he missed both, and they eventually lost the game. now they’re down 3-2 to new orleans, and on the verge of losing the series. blown.

look how happy homeboy with the sign is, too. judgement day is today, though. 9 pm on ESPN to see chris paul and the hornets rock them.

i didn’t think he’d be back with such vengance, but the bamma is indeed back in full form, and this time, nobody’s safe. not even his own famiy members.

i like the way the person from dlisted wrote it, so i’m just copy and pasting the entire article from their page:

Remember that little 7-year-old peach who took his memaw’s car for a joyride last month? He said he did it because “doing bad things is fun” and he wanted to do “hood rat stuff with friends.” Well, he’s struck again. Literally. Latarian Milton was taken in for a mental health evaluation after he allegedly beat down his grandma inside a Wal-Mart in South Florida over some chicken wings.

Latarian’s grandma, Vikkita Stratford, told WPBF that it all started when he asked her to buy him some chicken wings at Wal-Mart. When she refused, Latarian ordered them anyway. Vikkita went to confront him and that’s when the party started.

She said, “He just started hitting me — just started hitting me in front of the whole Wal-Mart. Every one in there was upset.” Latarian was taken to a local hospital by police for a 72-hour mental health evaluation. Vikkita blames his parents. She said all he has “ever seen was his parents do physical and abusive and verbal things.”

She also worried about what might happen once he gets released. She better be! Vikkita better lock all her doors, sleep with a bat by her bed and keep a necklace of garlic around her neck. Scratch that garlic. He’ll just eat the garlic necklace right off of her.

I mean, he beat his grandma over Wal-Mart’s chicken wings? That shit isn’t even chicken! It’s probably rat meat. He beat his poor grandma over rat meat!

This is reason #456 on why I don’t have kids. The minute Latarian put his hands on me, I would immediately blackout. I would wake up in a padded room, in a straitjacket with a morphine drip in my arm.

LOL. i don’t even believe it. shout out to nat and kayla for this joint, too. they love them some latarian.

i’ve officially been awake for over 24 hours. i feel like david blaine preparing for 13 days of no sleep. i feel like i gotta just stay up another 24. so i needed to pump up the jam, ASAP.

there’s no one who doesn’t like this song. it’s so good, i feel like i need to dig in the archives and throw it your way. i’m predicting at least 300 DL’s of the joint…watch.

download: technotronic – pump up the jam

make my day!

i haven’t slept for almost an entire day. so why not throw a food for thought at y’all.

chris brown is too slick. and rihanna is bad. why is everybody making a big deal about catching them in public together? we already know they date, right!? and aren’t they so much flyer than nick and mariah? and do you think jay and beyonce are mad that they aren’t getting the paparazzi on them like they used to due to this new power couple?

skateboard p wearing vans? that’s crucial. for the first time since he started his own label, we see him in something other than some ice creams. lieutenant dan and i both agree that too many haters thought n*e*r*d was down  and out like 3 months ago. now they’ve just toured with kanye and have tracks leaking like lupe’s first album. i’m calling it now…they’ll go gold. and gold is the new platinum. belee’ dat.

she wins life. nobody is as sexy as ms. keys. how come we don’t know who she’s dating though? not even as much as a hint!? come on! somebody tell her to holler at me. immediately.